Friday, October 2, 2009

My apologies, Warug


This entry is dedicated to the hundreds of the Magram clan that have been slaughtered today. I'm sorry, Warug, but you just ran out of quests to give me. It was nothing personal.

Grinding rep is boring. Grinding old world rep that has noooo importance anymore, is even worse. This is just a taste of what my chat log looked like for an hour and a half straight!



If you have no idea what I'm talking about, I guess you've never quested in Desolace. This barren wasteland of gray sucks any fun out of your mood. As mentioned above I had to finish a quest chain with one of the warring factions, then regain rep with the faction that already hates me just to get FIVE more quests. One day Warug, I shall make my peace and become exalted with your people. Until that day... stay clear sir.

I didn't just grind away quests and reputation, as I took a moment to enjoy the beautiful scenery.

An obvious Kodak moment.
Moving on!

Through all this time of sitting around doing old world quests it leaves a lot of time to think. And my brain (once it gets past the obvious thought of "why the hell are you doing Loremaster") soon went to thoughts of WoW themed jokes I've heard from GM's and just various locations. Some of my favourites are...

~What do you call 40 paladins in a lake?
A bubble bath

~What do Noobs and Rogues have in common?
They both pick Locks.

~An orc with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The barkeeper is impressed and says "Wow that thing is great! Where did you find him?"
The parrot replies "Durotar, they're ALL over the place."

Those are three of my favourite jokes. I now am asking you all reading to send me your favourite WoW jokes, either through replying with a comment with your joke in it, or just e-mailing me your jokes at wrathofduck13@yahoo.com

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"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. "
Francois Fenelon

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